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Loyal readers!

I apologize for the 31 day absence. In an ironic twist of irony, I got a virus on my computer from clicking on a Search Ad entitled: "Free Virus Now!" I could have sworn that it was a joke, but they were delivering exactly what they promised. Anyway, my company limited me to only three websites at work for a 30-day probationary period, so I have not been able to blog at all. El Sientato (Spanish for "I'm sorry.")

So I've decided to stop my daily feature, as one of my coworkers has pointed out that "FEECES" can be read as fee-sees, which sounds exactly like...well, you know. It's actually pronounced feck-is. Muchas Apologicas for La Problematica (Spanish for "many sorrows for any problems I may have caused.")

No other news to report...my fiance and I have started planning for the wedding, which has been pushed back to October 7th, much to her dismay (if you remember, she wanted to get married ASAP, and who can blame her?). All my friends are telling me to get a pre-nup, but I don't think we will, as a sign of our love and commitment to each other. Also as a sign of love and commitment, she just quit her job at Nordstrom's so she can take care of the house, car, and bank account while I'm at work. What a nice girl.