Daily FEECES:

Still wondering about yesterday's FEECES?

"One gold egg doesn't make a golden goose."

What that means is that if one of your accounts makes a lot of money one day, it doesn't mean that the account itself can be labeled as a consistent moneymaker. For example, let's say you have an account for selling cookie dough (a very profitable business right now, as America's obesity reaches a record high--take advantage of that). If it loses 20 bucks a day for a week, and then makes 200 bucks one day, the account is not all of a sudden some super-reliable, profitable account. It just means some fat kid in Houston decided to buy some cookie dough online.

Here's today's daily FEECES:

"The more chickens you have, the more poop you have to clean up yourself."